As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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