Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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