It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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