Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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