Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Help me help you realize you are a moron
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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