and i looked up. we had an audience...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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