sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
All the doctor said was why
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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