i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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