i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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