i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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