Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Welp...herpes.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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