I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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