Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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