doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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