wrigley field is MILF paradise
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
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I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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