Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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