at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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