these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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