Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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