I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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