Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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