I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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