I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Blood and glitter go together right?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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