I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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