you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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