Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
one might say we're banned from that church
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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