Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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