For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Bring me that man meat
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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