I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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