Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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