We won't sleep together?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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