Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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