I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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