i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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