your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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