I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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