Don't make out with my wife yet
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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