worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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