I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
i out mim tonsoeep
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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