i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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