"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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