Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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