I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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