I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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