dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Randomize
