I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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