Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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