i was born a porn star she said
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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