it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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