fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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