He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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