I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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