You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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