I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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