rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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